Mutemath Armistice Review

Mutemath's self titled debut album was a truly great album that relied on catchy hooks and melodies that were present, up front, and strongly supported. with the musical success of this album it left a lot of anticipation for the next one, Armistice. Once everyone had played every track on the first album, they hungered for more, and weren't expecting such a vastly different and disappointing album.
Mutemath's style has generally been focused in the contemporary and main-stream amusement. With this new album you can tell that they have been so focused on being different and experimental that they have forgotten who they are and what it is that makes their music so appealing. They sometimes grasp for their old sound in tracks like "The Nerve" and "Backfire" by slapping a dancy or catchy drumbeat on their songs that aren't dancy or catchy. This is a common problem among bands that are almost famous. the ones that open for big bands, but you have never really heard of them. You can't expect a song to be catchy by simply having a catchy drumbeat that doesn't support the rest of the song. I think the world needs to learn this. Sidenote: Kings of Leon are an example of how drumbeats should fit into the song, and they are immensley popular.
I think the biggest disappointment I experienced when i first listened to this album was the lack of melody. Both the lyrics and the melodies are weak and most of the melodies aren't even in the vocals, but hidden in some wierd synth instrument, yet lead singer, Paul Meany, seems to push his vocals to the very front and creat a choppy pool of sound rather than a melodic piece of auditory art that you can sing along to. Sorry Mutemath.
I apologize for all of the spelling and grammar errors that are probably scattered throughout this review.

P.S. I've never written a review before, that was fun.
P.S.S. feel free to disagree in textual form

My Dilema

Ok, this blog will be a little controvercial (how do you spaell that)
especially since it has the same title as Hitler's book
i just realized that
anywho, this is on the subject of Miley Cyrus
i will address some common complaints about her
1. She has no talent
ok, almost fair to say, but let's see you write a number one
sure she has connections, but even with connections, you still need talent to write a song that appeals greatly to america
2. She sucks at singing
this one is just flat out wrong
i have heard her sing live and i know people who have heard her doing a sound check and she sings just as good as she does on the album
and when have you ever heard her sing off pitch?
or any other singing defaults?
3. Her voice is annoying
ok, this just opinion but i just want to say that i have never been annoyed by her voice
4. She's ugly
my response: you're gay
and in case you're wondering, my girl preferance is the only one that's right.
no one else's opinion matters/should stray from that of my own
jfk
but seriously

The two best quotes today....

Numba 1- Me and my friend Adam were in a thrift store
and there was a shirt with Hitler on it
Adam saw it and said hey look at this
and without thinking i said, "is that Adolf?"
as if he was a mutual friend of mine
ha
and 2- we were playing scattergories or whatever
and the thing was animals that start with the letter n
and a girl walked and inquired about the subject and it went a little something like this:
"whats the subject and stuff?"
"animals that start with the letter n"
"thats easy, dog"
"no it has to start with n"
"oh so like alligator?"

I'm sorry Mrs. Jackson

for your son's death.
but the good news is him dying brought his music tto my attention.
i absolutely love it.
i wish i had known earlier.
his bass lines are so good!
it shouldn't be legal to have bass lines that are that good
im telling you
i want to be in a boy band so bad, you guys.
i watched the new Harry Potter.
it reassured me that im going to marry Ms. Emma Watson.
it's going to be fun.

Coldplay

was nothing less than the best thing ever.
i cant even describe how good they were with the english language.
at one point they went out to the lawn to perform a couple songs.
including billie jean!
i was like WHAT (in an annoying white person who thinks hes black tone)
ugh so good!
the best!
boom

Like I Love You

is the song im listening to currently
by Justin Timberlake
i love *Nsync so much
backstreet boys are good, but they can't hang
bralkm
ogn=the best
I'mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm goin to pleasanton this summy sum.
i hope.
i dont know how to spell pleasanton
yup

Things i dont do

Read
Study
other stuff

Things that i have to do today:
study

Things im probably not going to end up doing today:
study

Probability that i will keep my grade in Spanish after the final:
about... ehh 87%

adjective that describes my new band:
suprisingly amazing already

Band Names?
nope

reasons for formatting my blog like this:





...

Ok, this is the final one

number one celebrety crush=emma watson
thats the girl for me
i might become famous just so i can meet her
it wouldn't be that hard
maybe a little bit
but my new song is a winnner
its gettin to the top of the charts...
twice

Come on! (angry >:0)

Is there any drinks at jamba Juice that dont contain bananas?
this blogger says no
its bull crap
im outie 5000

im on a boat!!

provided that by on a boat i mean that im waiting in line to see death cab
its very fun
im all by myself
but tyler and julia should be here soon
or else...
dot dot dot

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me derek and jon have been to a jacuzzi every day this week without fail
there was this one
wait
ok so we needed to go to a jacuzzi the other night
and we didnt have means of doing so
so we searched the big SD for a nice JACUZZI
AND WE FOND ONE
AND WE ENTERED IT
IT WAS LIKE 1 IN THE ORNING
IM PRETTY SURE IT WAS ILLEGAL
AND BY THE WAY, MORNING, NOT ORNING
CRAP I HAVENT LOOKED THE COMPUTER SCREEN AND NOW I REALIZE THAT HAVE BEEN IN CAPS LOCK
EW
ill stop yelling now
gjr gjnrkgr rij frifrijli

Deeeeeeeeeeeeear Feist

please stop being 33
try like 18
so that i can marry you
that will be all

ew

i feel like feecies right now
i dont know why
i hate lifeguard training
i totally asked like, one of the major top five hottest girls at my school to prom through the majesty of song
and i havent talked to her since i gave her the CD
that was on Friday
and now its Sunday or something
and i dont even care anymore;..kllllljl;nj;jnkljnk;n jk;njk;njkknjkl;njk;knjk;njk;njk;njk;njk;njk;njknjk;njklnkjnlkn;ln;lnlknkjnkjnlkn;lnlknkjnklnl;n;lllllkjkl;;lk;lkjlkjnnjkl;lkjlkjnjklbhjklkjhbhjklbhjlbhjlbhjklhlhjl

tffm

i just pressed sign in and it automatically signed me in without me entering my username or anything
im listening to my new CD
its mad good
i just need nicholai to do his part and then the album artwork and then im done
im bout to give it away fo free
maybe ill say its 5 bucks and if the buyer says no ill just give it to them
im gonna ask every rediculously pretty girl at my school to prom
because one of them will say yes
i only need one
uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhffffffg ggftbbfftyuytfbfbfggbftyuvbububuytfbftyuytfbftyuytfbftyuytfuytfyuytfytfvbuytvvftvdrtgyhjhhgfdwwertyujihgfxcvbnbfddfghvdfxdrtvygybcdegfufedwygujvrwssswdrrrtruufhrfbfjbmbbjkfngjqwsqgasqgswdgewygjgjkgdxsfftftgTSHDYHUGFFHDGHDYFGYSAAggyyyhyodlfgrfgkrhftt
i just had a fight between my hands
it took place on the keyboard

My new music

Ive been recently inspired by such artists as Justin Timberlake and T.I.
so i got these new songs that sound like them
the JT one has a part where i beat box and it sounds so sick
YOU DONT EVEN KNOW!
and then the T.I.ish one is just a sweet beat
i havent finished them at all yet
but still
my arms are killing me
i worked out arms today
i can barely touch my head
but ii jigaofgjhatghotfagjdfgf
rgdfgjfdg id
gfdgdfg
gi
im done with this blog, i dont even like typing that much

Story Time, mother Fr*****s!

ok where to begin
ill try begining at the begining
im a horible speller
anywho
me and my amigos were bored and decided to have a mad cool adventure
so we decided to explore a sewer tunnel dealy
dont worry, it wasnt filled with poop or nothin'
honest
there was just water
in which i chose not to step
so were walkin down the tunnel for like a mile and we come to an end
(imagery time)
and it ended in a body of water, but we couldn't see what kind of body of water because there was a wall in front of the part of the water that was under the end of the tunnel that we were in.
uh ill try again
were in a tunnel
tunnel has ended
water flows from the tunnel into a body of water
5 by 12 square foot body of water
the wall opposite us could be swam under
so naturally, we jumped in and swam under to see what was on the other side
and it was in a familiar place
so we walked back to my truck...
in our boxers...
on a public street
good stuff
im extremely spontaneous
i think i spelled that right because theres no red squiggly line beneath it

corrections

on that one post, it should read "boom" at the end, not "boo"
and i already mentioned my report card
and ina is not a word
in a
i sincerely apologize
to myself

ahdfjkgl

i didnt have a plan for this blog
so its like freestyle blogging
i got the best report card of my life
2 a's and 3 b's
boom
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dgaf
dgaf is really fun to type
dgaf
dgaf
lol
LAWL!
this isnt woriking
i mean working
my new song with nicholai is amazing
on the real
boom

DODGEBALL!

Mascumen=Champs
lovely
i have lead my team to a whopping first place ina dodgeball tourney
boom
i asked this girl in my spanish class for paper
actually here is the dialougue (translated to english)
"can i get some pape?"
"why dont you have your own paper?"
"because you have enough for both of us"
"well you can't have any"
"Really?"
"yes"
"i will go out with you if you give me pape"
"fine"
and i thought she knew i was kidding
but she doesnt
i heard her tell one of her friends that i was her boyfriend
i dont want it
shes gross
i dont even know her name
boo

You know what

i dont think anyone reads this anymore
maybe because i told most of my readers that its not worth reading anymore
no that cant be it
so this is like my diary now
my extremely poorly hidden diary
dear diary,
oh dang
OH DNAG!!!!
I MEAN DANG!!!!
ARRIBA LOS CHARGERS!!!
first we completely neuter jay cutler
then we pwned the cults
and im pretty sure we will beat them stealers on sunday at 1:15 pm in Pittsburg
and im pretty sure im going to marry Darren Sproles
he is such a great running back
im pretty sure im in love
with a stripper
i heart t-pain
im getting a lot buffer
my cleavage is extremely visible when i wear my deep v-necks from american apparel(l)
and i like it
go swimming
2 A's and 3 B's
said my report card
the best report card ive ever got
that means a mammoth trip sponsored by my mom
go snow... boarding
oh and diary, sorry for making you get written on so much
love, david