The two best quotes today....

Numba 1- Me and my friend Adam were in a thrift store
and there was a shirt with Hitler on it
Adam saw it and said hey look at this
and without thinking i said, "is that Adolf?"
as if he was a mutual friend of mine
ha
and 2- we were playing scattergories or whatever
and the thing was animals that start with the letter n
and a girl walked and inquired about the subject and it went a little something like this:
"whats the subject and stuff?"
"animals that start with the letter n"
"thats easy, dog"
"no it has to start with n"
"oh so like alligator?"