DODGEBALL!

Mascumen=Champs
lovely
i have lead my team to a whopping first place ina dodgeball tourney
boom
i asked this girl in my spanish class for paper
actually here is the dialougue (translated to english)
"can i get some pape?"
"why dont you have your own paper?"
"because you have enough for both of us"
"well you can't have any"
"Really?"
"yes"
"i will go out with you if you give me pape"
"fine"
and i thought she knew i was kidding
but she doesnt
i heard her tell one of her friends that i was her boyfriend
i dont want it
shes gross
i dont even know her name
boo