20090318

tffm

i just pressed sign in and it automatically signed me in without me entering my username or anything
im listening to my new CD
its mad good
i just need nicholai to do his part and then the album artwork and then im done
im bout to give it away fo free
maybe ill say its 5 bucks and if the buyer says no ill just give it to them
im gonna ask every rediculously pretty girl at my school to prom
because one of them will say yes
i only need one
uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhffffffg ggftbbfftyuytfbfbfggbftyuvbububuytfbftyuytfbftyuytfbftyuytfuytfyuytfytfvbuytvvftvdrtgyhjhhgfdwwertyujihgfxcvbnbfddfghvdfxdrtvygybcdegfufedwygujvrwssswdrrrtruufhrfbfjbmbbjkfngjqwsqgasqgswdgewygjgjkgdxsfftftgTSHDYHUGFFHDGHDYFGYSAAggyyyhyodlfgrfgkrhftt
i just had a fight between my hands
it took place on the keyboard

20090306

My new music

Ive been recently inspired by such artists as Justin Timberlake and T.I.
so i got these new songs that sound like them
the JT one has a part where i beat box and it sounds so sick
YOU DONT EVEN KNOW!
and then the T.I.ish one is just a sweet beat
i havent finished them at all yet
but still
my arms are killing me
i worked out arms today
i can barely touch my head
but ii jigaofgjhatghotfagjdfgf
rgdfgjfdg id
gfdgdfg
gi
im done with this blog, i dont even like typing that much

20090228

Story Time, mother Fr*****s!

ok where to begin
ill try begining at the begining
im a horible speller
anywho
me and my amigos were bored and decided to have a mad cool adventure
so we decided to explore a sewer tunnel dealy
dont worry, it wasnt filled with poop or nothin'
honest
there was just water
in which i chose not to step
so were walkin down the tunnel for like a mile and we come to an end
(imagery time)
and it ended in a body of water, but we couldn't see what kind of body of water because there was a wall in front of the part of the water that was under the end of the tunnel that we were in.
uh ill try again
were in a tunnel
tunnel has ended
water flows from the tunnel into a body of water
5 by 12 square foot body of water
the wall opposite us could be swam under
so naturally, we jumped in and swam under to see what was on the other side
and it was in a familiar place
so we walked back to my truck...
in our boxers...
on a public street
good stuff
im extremely spontaneous
i think i spelled that right because theres no red squiggly line beneath it

20090120

corrections

on that one post, it should read "boom" at the end, not "boo"
and i already mentioned my report card
and ina is not a word
in a
i sincerely apologize
to myself

ahdfjkgl

i didnt have a plan for this blog
so its like freestyle blogging
i got the best report card of my life
2 a's and 3 b's
boom
dgdfgdfgdfgdfgdfgag
dgaf
dgaf is really fun to type
dgaf
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lol
LAWL!
this isnt woriking
i mean working
my new song with nicholai is amazing
on the real
boom

20090108

DODGEBALL!

Mascumen=Champs
lovely
i have lead my team to a whopping first place ina dodgeball tourney
boom
i asked this girl in my spanish class for paper
actually here is the dialougue (translated to english)
"can i get some pape?"
"why dont you have your own paper?"
"because you have enough for both of us"
"well you can't have any"
"Really?"
"yes"
"i will go out with you if you give me pape"
"fine"
and i thought she knew i was kidding
but she doesnt
i heard her tell one of her friends that i was her boyfriend
i dont want it
shes gross
i dont even know her name
boo

20090106

You know what

i dont think anyone reads this anymore
maybe because i told most of my readers that its not worth reading anymore
no that cant be it
so this is like my diary now
my extremely poorly hidden diary
dear diary,
oh dang
OH DNAG!!!!
I MEAN DANG!!!!
ARRIBA LOS CHARGERS!!!
first we completely neuter jay cutler
then we pwned the cults
and im pretty sure we will beat them stealers on sunday at 1:15 pm in Pittsburg
and im pretty sure im going to marry Darren Sproles
he is such a great running back
im pretty sure im in love
with a stripper
i heart t-pain
im getting a lot buffer
my cleavage is extremely visible when i wear my deep v-necks from american apparel(l)
and i like it
go swimming
2 A's and 3 B's
said my report card
the best report card ive ever got
that means a mammoth trip sponsored by my mom
go snow... boarding
oh and diary, sorry for making you get written on so much
love, david

20081227

oh ya

one more thing
i learned how to count cards
im dang good at it too
when im 18 im going to neuter the casinos

wanna know how boring today was

i drove on university avenue start to finish for no reason at all.
its really long
it took me an hour
then i spent a lot of time playing with a nerf gun
those things are boss
and my boredome reached an all time high as i googled the word "kitchen" for no reason whatsoever
and by googled i mean google imaged
there is some fascinatin stuff
oh haha story time
i had a project on a director who started spaghetti westerns
and i had to get some pics
so i ended up googling wild west and i got some interesting photography
i dont know how i didnt see that coming

dream girl

loves god
is a shwing
and is an amazing painter
i think thats it