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thrizzle dizzle

Ok finaly achieved..
was our goal..
this day...
that was wierdly worded
let me start over
we finaly achieved our goal today
some guys started walking down the hall and before we even did anything they turned around
haha
and this one kid as he was about to walk through said, "you guys had better not touch my butt"
so i gave him a nice hard slap
this other kid covered his butt with his backpack
my amigo Nick slapped this guys butt so hard that we were all suprised he was still standing
but the kid was chill about it so..
yes
oh and this one girl tried to, you know, tell us off
and when she was yelling we formed the tunnel and went over her while she was standing still
she was mad pissed
ahh
I love never getting embarrassed
the thing about doing things like that is its a gamble
like if you don't go far enough, you just come off retarded (exe. saying hi to a stranger in a fashion that you might think is funny, but isn't)
or if you take it too far, you are wierd (exe.... uhh i dont know.. i guess like going up to a stranger and like rubbing crotch really sensually)
so the key is to aim for the happy medium (exe. woo tunnel)
or the waaaaaaaaay, and i mean way too far (exe. most of the things on jackass)
those two are where the funny is
this is extremely long
but im quite proud of my funniness lecture
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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Very fine......