oh ya

one more thing
i learned how to count cards
im dang good at it too
when im 18 im going to neuter the casinos

wanna know how boring today was

i drove on university avenue start to finish for no reason at all.
its really long
it took me an hour
then i spent a lot of time playing with a nerf gun
those things are boss
and my boredome reached an all time high as i googled the word "kitchen" for no reason whatsoever
and by googled i mean google imaged
there is some fascinatin stuff
oh haha story time
i had a project on a director who started spaghetti westerns
and i had to get some pics
so i ended up googling wild west and i got some interesting photography
i dont know how i didnt see that coming

dream girl

loves god
is a shwing
and is an amazing painter
i think thats it

New Celeb Crush

even though i never had an old one
Stacy DuPree (From Eisly)
woo...
i flinch every time i see her
and by her i mean a picture of her
haha, i sent her a message on facebook
is jus for fun

likes/dislikes

likes:
God
my cat is currently drinking from the toilet
the way i look in a speedo
music
guitar class
Ne-Yo
Red Hot Chili Peppers

Dislikes:
not being able to watch Tv and therefore having to blog
projects due this Friday
wearing shirts
buying speedos for the second time this week
looking for a place that sells speedos
WHEN PEOPLE USE THE FREAKING PHRASE, "TOUCH BASE"
Oh my freeking gosh i hate it
seriously? Touch base?
ok, ill touch base with you tomorrow
ill kill you
where did we go wrong
i just want to go and ask the guy who first said that what the f**k he was thinking
i dont know why but it angers me to a point of disbelief
what the hell does that even mean
Freakin A
im angry right now
and if you are a boy and you say that to me just to piss me off
i will punch you
in the testacles
really hard
this has been a semi-vulgar post and for that i apologize

I DID IT!

i met that girl i wanted to meet on Sunday
you know that girl
haha
she's mighty purty

THANK YOU JAIMYE!!!!!

i have no idea how to spell that name
but thank you for being the first commonter in a while
seriously guys
i know like a million people read this
because a million people talk to me about it a lot
so the view to comment ratio is terrible
boom

A LETTER!!!!!!

dear the fact that i have had my liscense for a year and i can now legally drive my friends around
i love you
marry me
do it
ahh
work is the bomb
i now work with elementary kids
its awesome
this one kid today sat down next to me at the lunch tables
and this kid is tiny
like less than 3 feet tall
and i subconciously start to do a beat with my hands on the table
and he starts smiling and is like, "more!"
it was fun
its really hard to avoid using the word cute when discussing my work
i have a couple of little secret admirers
i dont know how to spell that
but its really funny
because i mean "little" literally

Dear People

who tailgate me as i'm going 70 on the freeway
we've had our differences
and i know y'all get mad angry with me for doing more than im supposed to for you
but i would like to thank you for the dirty looks and the middle fingers (actually there are no middle fingers)
im glad to be blowing you kisses as you pass
and slowing down to 55 if i feel like messing with you
my favorite is when you have a baby strapped in the front seat and decide to go 40,000 mph to show me how its done
no but on the real, you suck
get out of my life
your pushing me to break my 356 days of never ever getting road rage
but i wont break it
boom
im going to end all of my posts like that from now on
boom

Why Yes!

I do have a swimmers body!
i've been told that a lot lately
and i found out it's a good thing
so point me
im going to start actually swimming though
to get an even better swimmers body
good times
guys i really like David Bowie
and the Flaming Lips
I officially have four albums from them
i forgot how much i liked them until a little while ago
boom

Analysis of new Sound of Animals Fighting CD

poo
4/10
not even close to as good as the other cds
im greatly disappointed at the fortheloseness
im bamboozled
its like they didnt try
maybe Craig Owens was the only guy making it good so when he left they sucked
oh and the actual phrase uttered by Lupe FIASCO WAS "ON TH
WOAH
CAPSLOCK
THAT WAS UNINTENTIONAL
SORRY FOR YELLING
ok capslock off
what lupe said was "on the reel" as opposed to "on the real"
he meant like a film
so ill give up my previously awarded points

woah!

ok i just invented the best thing in listening technology since yodeling
step 1:flip a coin into the air
step 2:as it falls, put your ear up to it
step 3:as it falls past your ear, get your ear as close as possible
step 4:let it whizz by your ear, creating a beautiful sound that is lovely and amazing
lovlamazin'
do it, for serious
oh i heard a certain Lupe Fiasco use the phrase, "on the real"
and i made that up
so two points awarded to me
i win

I forgot

what i was going to say
ummm...
what the eff!?!?!
uhh
come on!
whatever, im outie 5000

My Fantasy Football Team

Hiker-Miley Cyrus
QB-Dan Marino
QB-Steve Young
QB-Shaquille O'neal
QB-Joe Montana
QB-Jeff Gordon
QB-L.T.
QB-John Elway
in case you were wondering, every play is a quarter back sneak
im out to prove that all you need is a good hiker and a bunch of quarter backs

Why today was the best Monday ever

ok so yes ready go
i almost passed out in the shower and got to stay home for my 1st and 3rd least favorite periods
school was just good, i liked it
i agreed that i am going to prom if i have a date
i mobbed over to Blaze and Tylers dormatorium and chilled
i got a bucket of carne asada fries
i made my middle schoolers play two hand hug and say i love you football
i blew a kiss to a guy that was giving me a "im angry with you for driving 65 on the freeway" look, funny stuff
i purchased a Hannah Montanna flavored geetar for guitar class
ok most of all i applied a really good lesson
its about being yourself
i learned it yesterday as God pulled me out of a short deppression
if you're not being yourself, you wont be treated like yourself
and it took me getting told that i am not eligible for dating by the girl i cared for the most
but im so effin glad she did that because now i've some of the best life lessons ever
so thank you Heather,
so, so, so, so x4 million love units (eight million so's) much
i hope you read this
actually im going to tell you to read it
right now
via text message

Life is Anticlimactic

and dumb
i miss being vibrant

Arrested Developement

is an amazing show
oh emm gee
i lobe it
i have to wake up tommorrow at 5
i hope the rest of the day will be worth it

Activities that are better without a shirt

-Driving at night
-playing music
-hugging fluffy cats
-driving during the day
-blogging ;)
-being at the beach
-watching tv
-chillin'
-skating
-doing anything active
-being outside
-tanning
-interviewing for a job
-getting married
-talking on the phone
-living

Saturday

Uhh im excited
Whoo!

Life is Good

i have had my shirt off for about 21 hours now
eventually it will be like 30.5
oh funny story about that
the other day i was driving through the parking lot of the school i am working at and i saw my boss and i waved to her and she waved back, you know, just normal stuff
and then when i parked i realized that i wasn't wearing a shirt
it was really awkward
i think its liscense getting season
a lot of my friends are doing that right now
and just so you guys know
dont ever try to smoke coacoa powder
it does not end well
its not as chocolatey as you would think

RX Bandits

really a doozy
best show ever next to Mute Math
i achieved the setlist get
its fun
the guy next to me was insane
i was front and center on the rail but he was dancing so hard that he moved me to the left
but then i started to push back and i got back to the place where i was previously located
and the lead singer saw me and said (with body language) "what the heck is wrong with him?"
and i said (with body language)"i have no idea"
and he laughed
oh and i kept yelling for the band members to, "lose the shirt"
only one of them did
i vowed to myself that i would never play another show with my shirt on

Radiohead=

so good
no idioteque=no good
opening band=no good
crazy drunk and annoying people=no good
crappy seats=no good
taking an hour to get out of the parking lot=no good
price of manditory t-shirt=no good
overall experience=so good
thats how good they were
but they forgot to play idioteque
they probably got off stage and were like, "oh crap, you know what, we forgot to play idioteque"
yeah
i dont know what else to say
i've lost my passion for blogging
maybe ill get it back

Toaster

mmmmmmmmmmmkay so today...
in escuala.....
which is spanish for schoo'...
which is ebonics for school
actually let me tell you some backround info
so me and my friends are sittin, you know being cool
and all of the sudden i see this freshman who looks like he is like six years old sitting by himself
so im all lik, "hey come sit with us, we like to party"
so he came and sat with us and has been rediculously annoying ever since
we call him toaster because we would all like to hit him upside the head with a toaster
but not like you think
i mean swing it by the cord and just hit his face really hard with a toaster
haha
and as ya'll know (I think) i am in need of a crappy guitar for guitar class
so i was all lik, "hey toaster can i buy your guitar
and he was like, "how much"
and i said, " uhh" i looked in my wallet, "Fourty"
"sixty"
"fourty"
"fifty"
"or how about fourty"
"fourty five"
"toaster, fourty"
"fine"
so he gives it to me and he, suprised that i actually have so much money, takes the fourty dolla billz
and he waves around class like its a million dollars and shows like, everyone
and finally i'm like, "toaster, stop"
and he doesn't so i proceed to pick him up and put him in his chair
and he gets back up again
so i take his shoes (he is not wearing them) and hide them and say,"alright toaster find your shoes
so he takes the entire rest of the class to find them
problem solved

Pinche Estuff

Im trying to play a crazy piano song
i have figured it all out, but i can't play it
im working on the easy parts

thrizzle dizzle

Ok finaly achieved..
was our goal..
this day...
that was wierdly worded
let me start over
we finaly achieved our goal today
some guys started walking down the hall and before we even did anything they turned around
haha
and this one kid as he was about to walk through said, "you guys had better not touch my butt"
so i gave him a nice hard slap
this other kid covered his butt with his backpack
my amigo Nick slapped this guys butt so hard that we were all suprised he was still standing
but the kid was chill about it so..
yes
oh and this one girl tried to, you know, tell us off
and when she was yelling we formed the tunnel and went over her while she was standing still
she was mad pissed
ahh
I love never getting embarrassed
the thing about doing things like that is its a gamble
like if you don't go far enough, you just come off retarded (exe. saying hi to a stranger in a fashion that you might think is funny, but isn't)
or if you take it too far, you are wierd (exe.... uhh i dont know.. i guess like going up to a stranger and like rubbing crotch really sensually)
so the key is to aim for the happy medium (exe. woo tunnel)
or the waaaaaaaaay, and i mean way too far (exe. most of the things on jackass)
those two are where the funny is
this is extremely long
but im quite proud of my funniness lecture
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woo tunnel day two

alright so today was a little different
i upped the butt slap factor to virtually every male that went through
we were also told to be quiet by a nearby teacher
one kid tried to act all tough by pushing us as he walked through
but as soon as he pushed me i pushed him back about 13 times as hard into a fence
then he walked away and was like, "whatever, you guys are faggots"
and we all laughed at his pain
this one huge black guy walked through and i spanked him pretty hard and he looked back with the most confused face i have ever seen
classic
we strive to get to a point where people are like, "hell no im not going through that hallway, lets walk around"
aw good times
work training today was funny
we watched this cheesy video that had a little song before every new chapter
and me and Jackie just rocked out to the little songs
so good

Woo tunnel

so me and my friends do this new thing where we stand in a hallway at lunch and when people pass by we do that thing in all the little league soccer games where we create a tunnel by lifting our hands at a 45 degree angle while standing facing eachother
you know what i mean
anywho
we do that and force freshmen (and everybody else) to walk through
aand when most of the boys walked through, i would give them a congradulatory slap on the butt
haha this one kid tried to hit me with his lunchbox
it was so funny
best part of school right there

4 to the double 3

so im just driving along mindin my own
when all the sudden i see a gas station and the gas was pinche $4.33!!!!!
and i was like, "on the real"
but i was driving my moms car so i didnt get any gas
school sucks
two times (Pineapple Express :smiley face))
i figured out the chords to forever by chris brown on piano
and im so happy
i need a crappy guitar to bring to guitar class
all i have is a good one that belongs to todd
and an electric that is too nice to bring
im going to hit up the swap meet
i got money in the bank
my moms stereo is tottally boss
i get hifi up in there
i enjoy busting gangsta rap ridiculously loud
i found out my other secret talent
blues piano
im pretty dang good at it
oh and you know how they say a sneeze travells 100mph
bull ogna
im pretty sure someone could get hurt by that
breugh

I'm Sorry Ms. Jackson

I found out that Andre 3000 is in Outkast
big news
go team...
go team go

school analysis

ghey
utterly ghey
oh well
i'll get by with a little help from my friends
i dont plan on getting high with them
my truck is coming back soon
im mad excited
when i went back to school i realized how many friggin people i know
its crazy
i know like the whole senior class
whatev
i dont really curr
school makes me 38% more depressed as a person

Dancing

i think it's my gift
i can hip hop dance like a guy who is white but hangs out with all the black guys
wewt
so get up out my house

School

it starts tommorrow
i plan on just crying the whole day
man
i'm thinking about posting the lyrics to my last song
peeps have been asking about it
im going to wear crappy clothes tommorrow
usually people wear good stuff, but i will be the one who will be like
"is that really your best outfit?"
actualy probably not that sounds a tad bit homosexual
maybe if i snapped after i thought it
i dont have any new clothes or supplies and school starts in approximately 11.5 hours
and eight of them are already devoted to sleep
my poor truck needs a new clutch
and brakes
there are certain times in life where knowing a lot about cars comes in handy
i'm glad i know things
like when my brakes gave out on a fat hill
it was exciting
i was like, "woah doggy"
and i was listening to the most hifi rap song
but im all good
on the real
im outie 5000, chow

Hat da crap

What year is it?
i seriously dont remember!!

Recording

is difficult with my piano
gotta buy an expensive cord
gheyness
but
i am about to get mad rich
i'm going to continue my job taking care of children after school and making like fifty lightyears an hour
i know right
that converts to twenty love units
all in one hour
and i work like three hours a day
every week day afternoon
balling
but not really

Snowboarding season

i can taste it
three more months
ish
i plan on going like every day
ill drop out of school
thats how you achieve success
hoo-rah

List of Songs That Everyone Must Hear Before They DIe

Eye of the Tiger
Final Countdown
Thriller
actually, every popular Michael Jackson Song
That one song that goes like, "the hip, the hop, the hippy to the hoppy to the....."
the name of which i have been recently told and it is "rappers delight"
Don't stop believin'
The Mortal Combat theme song
My name is will (by me and Blaze)
The In-n-out Theme song
Maniac, you know, "shes a maniac, Maaaaniac on the floor"
Bohemian Rhapsody
Stairway to Heaven
Viva La Vida
and forever by Chris Brown because that song is equivalent to love
even though it's not really my style
actually none of these songs are
accept the B-hem R-hap
if you think of anymore, tell me

Pump Up the Jam

ok so i saw that song on my sister's laptop
and i'm all like, well you can't not listen to that song, right
so i listen to it for like three minutes
and it's like the same thing throughout the entire song
and i look at the time and there is still two minutes left!
and i thought, are they really going for another two minutes of this
and they did
it is still the best song in the world
oh man speaking of this
Viva La Vida!!!
so good!
ugh!
i mean don't get me wrong, i'm not late it's just i haven't talked about it yet
you know what's funny, i bought that cd and left it in my car at church
and some guy decided it would be fun to steal my guitar, ipod and..
Viva La Vida!
haha
robbery fail

Sorry

for all them typos
i was too lazy to fix them

asfgsd

i couldnt think of a title
this one goes out to all my one readers
and that readers name is me,comma, David...
Noble
son
that's how its done
so, David,
i'm basically everything that is the best
no but on the real
(im not sure if i made that saying up or not)
i'm currently writing a song and it's all like pop music and what not, and then it turns into not that
actually it turns into the same song with different, more realistic instruments
and by realistic i mean real
boom, like that
my normal blog style is freestyle audio bloggness
haha bloggness monster
Pun
man i am tired and writing very peculiar tid bits of information
if someone didnt know me and saw this, they'd be like
Shoot, girl!!
luckily i know myself pretty dnag well
if you know what i mean
ok that was just wierd and uncomfortable and not fun for anyone
i'm sorry... me
i'm a good dancer
and i finaly (finally?) have my piano up in my room
so im mad excited