i met that girl i wanted to meet on Sunday
you know that girl
haha
she's mighty purty
20080929
20080926
THANK YOU JAIMYE!!!!!
i have no idea how to spell that name
but thank you for being the first commonter in a while
seriously guys
i know like a million people read this
because a million people talk to me about it a lot
so the view to comment ratio is terrible
boom
but thank you for being the first commonter in a while
seriously guys
i know like a million people read this
because a million people talk to me about it a lot
so the view to comment ratio is terrible
boom
20080925
A LETTER!!!!!!
dear the fact that i have had my liscense for a year and i can now legally drive my friends around
i love you
marry me
do it
ahh
work is the bomb
i now work with elementary kids
its awesome
this one kid today sat down next to me at the lunch tables
and this kid is tiny
like less than 3 feet tall
and i subconciously start to do a beat with my hands on the table
and he starts smiling and is like, "more!"
it was fun
its really hard to avoid using the word cute when discussing my work
i have a couple of little secret admirers
i dont know how to spell that
but its really funny
because i mean "little" literally
i love you
marry me
do it
ahh
work is the bomb
i now work with elementary kids
its awesome
this one kid today sat down next to me at the lunch tables
and this kid is tiny
like less than 3 feet tall
and i subconciously start to do a beat with my hands on the table
and he starts smiling and is like, "more!"
it was fun
its really hard to avoid using the word cute when discussing my work
i have a couple of little secret admirers
i dont know how to spell that
but its really funny
because i mean "little" literally
20080915
Dear People
who tailgate me as i'm going 70 on the freeway
we've had our differences
and i know y'all get mad angry with me for doing more than im supposed to for you
but i would like to thank you for the dirty looks and the middle fingers (actually there are no middle fingers)
im glad to be blowing you kisses as you pass
and slowing down to 55 if i feel like messing with you
my favorite is when you have a baby strapped in the front seat and decide to go 40,000 mph to show me how its done
no but on the real, you suck
get out of my life
your pushing me to break my 356 days of never ever getting road rage
but i wont break it
boom
im going to end all of my posts like that from now on
boom
we've had our differences
and i know y'all get mad angry with me for doing more than im supposed to for you
but i would like to thank you for the dirty looks and the middle fingers (actually there are no middle fingers)
im glad to be blowing you kisses as you pass
and slowing down to 55 if i feel like messing with you
my favorite is when you have a baby strapped in the front seat and decide to go 40,000 mph to show me how its done
no but on the real, you suck
get out of my life
your pushing me to break my 356 days of never ever getting road rage
but i wont break it
boom
im going to end all of my posts like that from now on
boom
Why Yes!
I do have a swimmers body!
i've been told that a lot lately
and i found out it's a good thing
so point me
im going to start actually swimming though
to get an even better swimmers body
good times
guys i really like David Bowie
and the Flaming Lips
I officially have four albums from them
i forgot how much i liked them until a little while ago
boom
i've been told that a lot lately
and i found out it's a good thing
so point me
im going to start actually swimming though
to get an even better swimmers body
good times
guys i really like David Bowie
and the Flaming Lips
I officially have four albums from them
i forgot how much i liked them until a little while ago
boom
20080913
Analysis of new Sound of Animals Fighting CD
poo
4/10
not even close to as good as the other cds
im greatly disappointed at the fortheloseness
im bamboozled
its like they didnt try
maybe Craig Owens was the only guy making it good so when he left they sucked
oh and the actual phrase uttered by Lupe FIASCO WAS "ON TH
WOAH
CAPSLOCK
THAT WAS UNINTENTIONAL
SORRY FOR YELLING
ok capslock off
what lupe said was "on the reel" as opposed to "on the real"
he meant like a film
so ill give up my previously awarded points
4/10
not even close to as good as the other cds
im greatly disappointed at the fortheloseness
im bamboozled
its like they didnt try
maybe Craig Owens was the only guy making it good so when he left they sucked
oh and the actual phrase uttered by Lupe FIASCO WAS "ON TH
WOAH
CAPSLOCK
THAT WAS UNINTENTIONAL
SORRY FOR YELLING
ok capslock off
what lupe said was "on the reel" as opposed to "on the real"
he meant like a film
so ill give up my previously awarded points
20080911
woah!
ok i just invented the best thing in listening technology since yodeling
step 1:flip a coin into the air
step 2:as it falls, put your ear up to it
step 3:as it falls past your ear, get your ear as close as possible
step 4:let it whizz by your ear, creating a beautiful sound that is lovely and amazing
lovlamazin'
do it, for serious
oh i heard a certain Lupe Fiasco use the phrase, "on the real"
and i made that up
so two points awarded to me
i win
step 1:flip a coin into the air
step 2:as it falls, put your ear up to it
step 3:as it falls past your ear, get your ear as close as possible
step 4:let it whizz by your ear, creating a beautiful sound that is lovely and amazing
lovlamazin'
do it, for serious
oh i heard a certain Lupe Fiasco use the phrase, "on the real"
and i made that up
so two points awarded to me
i win
20080908
My Fantasy Football Team
Hiker-Miley Cyrus
QB-Dan Marino
QB-Steve Young
QB-Shaquille O'neal
QB-Joe Montana
QB-Jeff Gordon
QB-L.T.
QB-John Elway
in case you were wondering, every play is a quarter back sneak
im out to prove that all you need is a good hiker and a bunch of quarter backs
QB-Dan Marino
QB-Steve Young
QB-Shaquille O'neal
QB-Joe Montana
QB-Jeff Gordon
QB-L.T.
QB-John Elway
in case you were wondering, every play is a quarter back sneak
im out to prove that all you need is a good hiker and a bunch of quarter backs
Why today was the best Monday ever
ok so yes ready go
i almost passed out in the shower and got to stay home for my 1st and 3rd least favorite periods
school was just good, i liked it
i agreed that i am going to prom if i have a date
i mobbed over to Blaze and Tylers dormatorium and chilled
i got a bucket of carne asada fries
i made my middle schoolers play two hand hug and say i love you football
i blew a kiss to a guy that was giving me a "im angry with you for driving 65 on the freeway" look, funny stuff
i purchased a Hannah Montanna flavored geetar for guitar class
ok most of all i applied a really good lesson
its about being yourself
i learned it yesterday as God pulled me out of a short deppression
if you're not being yourself, you wont be treated like yourself
and it took me getting told that i am not eligible for dating by the girl i cared for the most
but im so effin glad she did that because now i've some of the best life lessons ever
so thank you Heather,
so, so, so, so x4 million love units (eight million so's) much
i hope you read this
actually im going to tell you to read it
right now
via text message
i almost passed out in the shower and got to stay home for my 1st and 3rd least favorite periods
school was just good, i liked it
i agreed that i am going to prom if i have a date
i mobbed over to Blaze and Tylers dormatorium and chilled
i got a bucket of carne asada fries
i made my middle schoolers play two hand hug and say i love you football
i blew a kiss to a guy that was giving me a "im angry with you for driving 65 on the freeway" look, funny stuff
i purchased a Hannah Montanna flavored geetar for guitar class
ok most of all i applied a really good lesson
its about being yourself
i learned it yesterday as God pulled me out of a short deppression
if you're not being yourself, you wont be treated like yourself
and it took me getting told that i am not eligible for dating by the girl i cared for the most
but im so effin glad she did that because now i've some of the best life lessons ever
so thank you Heather,
so, so, so, so x4 million love units (eight million so's) much
i hope you read this
actually im going to tell you to read it
right now
via text message
20080907
20080905
Arrested Developement
is an amazing show
oh emm gee
i lobe it
i have to wake up tommorrow at 5
i hope the rest of the day will be worth it
oh emm gee
i lobe it
i have to wake up tommorrow at 5
i hope the rest of the day will be worth it
20080904
Activities that are better without a shirt
-Driving at night
-playing music
-hugging fluffy cats
-driving during the day
-blogging ;)
-being at the beach
-watching tv
-chillin'
-skating
-doing anything active
-being outside
-tanning
-interviewing for a job
-getting married
-talking on the phone
-living
-playing music
-hugging fluffy cats
-driving during the day
-blogging ;)
-being at the beach
-watching tv
-chillin'
-skating
-doing anything active
-being outside
-tanning
-interviewing for a job
-getting married
-talking on the phone
-living
20080902
20080901
Life is Good
i have had my shirt off for about 21 hours now
eventually it will be like 30.5
oh funny story about that
the other day i was driving through the parking lot of the school i am working at and i saw my boss and i waved to her and she waved back, you know, just normal stuff
and then when i parked i realized that i wasn't wearing a shirt
it was really awkward
i think its liscense getting season
a lot of my friends are doing that right now
and just so you guys know
dont ever try to smoke coacoa powder
it does not end well
its not as chocolatey as you would think
eventually it will be like 30.5
oh funny story about that
the other day i was driving through the parking lot of the school i am working at and i saw my boss and i waved to her and she waved back, you know, just normal stuff
and then when i parked i realized that i wasn't wearing a shirt
it was really awkward
i think its liscense getting season
a lot of my friends are doing that right now
and just so you guys know
dont ever try to smoke coacoa powder
it does not end well
its not as chocolatey as you would think
RX Bandits
really a doozy
best show ever next to Mute Math
i achieved the setlist get
its fun
the guy next to me was insane
i was front and center on the rail but he was dancing so hard that he moved me to the left
but then i started to push back and i got back to the place where i was previously located
and the lead singer saw me and said (with body language) "what the heck is wrong with him?"
and i said (with body language)"i have no idea"
and he laughed
oh and i kept yelling for the band members to, "lose the shirt"
only one of them did
i vowed to myself that i would never play another show with my shirt on
best show ever next to Mute Math
i achieved the setlist get
its fun
the guy next to me was insane
i was front and center on the rail but he was dancing so hard that he moved me to the left
but then i started to push back and i got back to the place where i was previously located
and the lead singer saw me and said (with body language) "what the heck is wrong with him?"
and i said (with body language)"i have no idea"
and he laughed
oh and i kept yelling for the band members to, "lose the shirt"
only one of them did
i vowed to myself that i would never play another show with my shirt on
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